Interesting Names for Fantasy Rock Bands Will A. Sanborn Created: 08/09/99 Last Updated: 02/28/06 -Numerical-   52 Weeks of Sloth -A- Abacus Slave Abby Normal’s Brain Abiogenesis Abattoir, Inc. Above the Death Zone Acid Dildo Addictive Personality Addictive Umbrellas Adamantium Enema Adolescent Drones Adolescent Sex Appeal The Adultery Car Aerosol Cheese Agony Head a la Mode Al Pacino’s Cyber Starlet Albatross The Albino Turds Alien Cattle Mutilation Alien Penis Alpha Bitch Aluminum Cats Ambiguous Chicken American-Bred Bitches Anal Desires Ancient Evil Lawyers Anger Hole Angry Anus Angry Bacon Angry Buddha Angry Chicken The Angry Hoagies Angry Jim AngryJew.com Angry Lesbian Breasts Angry Masturbation Angry Meatloaf Angry Pancreas Angstrom Infinity Anime Chicks The Anime Hamsters Anubis Butt Anubis Admiration Anubis Infatuation Another Dumb Movie The Anthropomorphic Dildos Apathetic Riot Apocalypse.Com Apocalyptic Chickens The Aristocracy of Cows Armature Armageddon’s Shadow Arterial Spurts Artistic God Artists and Activists The Aspiring Dominatrix The Aspiring Extras The ASCII Skulls The Ass-Biting Ferrets Ass Cake Ass Suckers Anonymous Ass Sucking Karma Ass Vapors Asswink Atomic Candy Canes The Atomic Vixens Automatic Decimation Automatic Gratuity Award-Winning Penis -B- Baby Heads Baby Jesus Butt Plug The Baby Wranglers The Bad Hawks Ball Joint Balloon Dildos Barbeque Perversions Barium Enema A Basket of Minks Beach Blanket Bimbos Beef Jerky Bela Lugosi’s Chiropractor Beyond Ridiculous Beyond Stupidity The Bible Thumpers Big Carnival Chicken Big Disappointment Big Metal H Big Robotic Chickadee Big Toaster Affair Big Toilet Adventure Big Turd Enterprises Big Unit Bikini Clad Aliens Binary Palindrome Biochemical Longevity Corpse The Bioengineered Huskies The Biofems Bipedal Space Vixens Bit Bucket Bitch Hierarchy Bitey Adonis The Bitter Elves Bitter Lobster Bizarre Sphincter The Blessed Lunatics Blinded by Ass Bloated Man Ball Blood-Blister Blood-Thirsty Huskies The Bloody Cucumbers Blue-Collar Perverts Blue Velveta Body by Pop-Tarts The Bomb-Threat Vixens Bondage Chicks The Bong Sluts Bonus Meats Boob Job The Booth Babes Bovine Apocalypse Bovine Tongue Massage Box of Heads Boy Whore Brain Flakes Breast Overdose The Bride of Dumbass Brother of the Pope Bullshit from the Planet Nipple Butt Nugget Butt Slam 2000 Butt Steak Butt Sundae Butt-Munch Burrito Butt-Scratch Dog -C- Cafeteria Catholics Candy Destruction Cannibalistic Otters Captain Bad Hawk and the Tower Devils Carnival of Death Carpet Fox Cartoon Bigots Cartoon Violence Cat Orgy Catholic Guilt Catholic Physicists Caustic Soda The Celebrities of Science The Ceremonial Phalluses The Cemetery Dogs Cemetery Squirrels Champagne Dreams The Champagne Rats Chaos Theory Cheese Donut Cheese Food Chemical Dependency Chester’s Drawers Chevy’s Don’t Kill No Mythicals Chicken Boobs Chicken Ebola Chicken Holiday Chicken Lips Chief Cornhole Chinese Laundry List Chocolate Babies Chocolate Orgy Chocolate Slut The Choking Doberman Circumcision Scar Clam Chowder Supremacy Cleavage Snake Closet Case Clydesdale Auschwitz Cock-Hound Coke-Bottle Fellatio Collapsible Ribcage Commander Dumbass Communications Triage Comfort Slut The Con Kids Condoms and Bottle Rockets Condoms for Condors Confucius Slime and the Sex Muffins Confusing Mexi Robots Corn Juice The Corporate Philosophers Corpse Bum Coyote Sex Toy Crab Battle Crapular Crazy Psycho Galahad Creamed Spleen The Cretaceous Sharks Crimson Fetish Eyeballs Crispy Theatrical Meat Crocodile Karma Cruft Force 7 Crusty Plushies Cthulu Jones Cubical Farm Cuddle Buggy The Cuddle Sluts Cuddle Therapy The Culturally Pansexual Elves The Cum Junkies Cute Little Hemorrhoids Cyber Anubis Cyber Shrimp -D- Daddy’s Soul Doughnut Damaged Dildos The Dancing Anarchists Danger, Death-Ray Dangerous Beans Dark Eternity Data’s Head Dead Beef The Dead Mergansers Death by Chocolate The Decibels Decorative Pigeons Death Aura Deli-Sliced Horse Delicious Irony Demon Penis Demon Seed Desecrated Peeps Destroyer of Worlds Detroit Techno Deus Ex Machina Devil Mice Diabetic Socks Dick Boy The Dildocams Dingleberry Pie Dipstick Dirty Bias Disco Fries Disco Nostrils The Disco Shits Disco Tree Disembodied Brains The Disgruntled Hamsters Disjointed Ass Disturbing Lettuce DNA Donut Dog Water Doggie Histrionics Doorknob Doppler Effect Dr. Penis Dramamine The Dream Squirrels Dripping with Primates The Dubya Daddies Dumbass Disco Dumptruck Subtlety Dustmeat Person Dusty Chicken Dysfunctional Lovechild -E- E-mail Artists Ear Garden Ear Grease Earth vs. Soup Easily Amused Echo Cancellation Edible Goats Eel Snuff Eeyore Needs Prozac Eggs, Butter, Cheese Eggs With Legs Ego Stroke El Santo Electric Diarrhea Electric Palm Electric Snot Electric Spaghetti Elegant Bondage Elvira’s Starvation Diet Elvis Needs Boats EMACS Bigots Emmy and the Rats Empress of New Jersey Empty Calories Eraser Buds Eraser Skin Erotic Marinade Erotic Puppet Show Erotic Sushi Evening Sunrise Evil Genius Evil Homer Evil Jesus The Evil Koalas Evil Nipples Exaggerated Phallus Excessive Bodily Fluids Extraneous Sodomy Extreme Friction Extremely Naked Evil Moon -F- Fake Nipples Fame-Addicted Idiot Fanboy Fascinated by Midgets Fascinating Badness The Fascist Faggots The Fashion Birds Fatal Exception My Favorite Queer T-Shirt Femdom Reality The Feral Hippy Boys The Ferret Leggers Ferrets Gone Feral The Festive Basking Sharks The Fetal Pigs Fetish Machine Fiber-Optic Angel Fierce Mammals Filk Finger Pie The Fish Whackers Flaccid Serpent Flag on the Moon The Flaming Snot Rags Flaming Wheel of Destruction Flash Whores The Flap Cats Floating Head Action Floor Pie Floppy Snake Flu Gallery The Flying Elvises Flying Naked People Food-Court Sushi The Four Hamlets Fox Force Five Fox Rocket The Flaming Skulls Fractured Cat Fractured Kitty Fractured Penis Fragments from the Future Freak Sale Free Penis Secrets Fresh Semen The Fridge Pixies Fried-Asparagus Dildos Fried Sushi Friends of Carlotta Frog in a Blender (or Frog in a Bender) Frog Pasta The Fruity Bats Fuck-Me Fox The Fun Homos Fussbudget-Blockhead Future Jerky -G- The Gamma Rays Gargantuan Floating Nimoy Head The Gay Agenda Gay Factory Gay Naked Elves Gaydar Gaylord Faust The Gaylords The Gay Republicans Geeky Evil Gender-Bending Vegetables General Malaise The Genetic Women Giant Flaming Donuts Gigs of Porn Gigabit Christmas Tree The Gilded Turds Girls Without Nipples Glow-in-the-Dark Penis Glorified Dog God’s Lava Lamp Gods and Monsters Grab-Ass Basketball The Grand Irony The Grand Poofs The Grassy Knolls Greasy Ice Cream Greasy Kitty Great American Dumbass The Grunge Huskies Guaranteed Swahili Gum Smacking Ladies of the Evening Gun Slinging Whores -H- Hair Salad The Hairy Belgians Hamburger Bliss Hamburger Hegemony Hamburger Sandwich and French-Fried Potatoes Haunted by Spoons Happy Alien The Happy Capitalists Happy Butcher Hardwood Sausage The Heavy Metal Harlots Hentai Dreams Herr Homo The Hip Ayatolas Hip-Hop Robots The Hillbilly Dolls Hitler Masquera Holy Testicle Tuesdays Homo Hammer Homo for Hercules Homo Picnic Homophobia Homosaur Hot Cloaca Hotel Yesterday The House Rats Howard Stern’s Fanboys The Hungry Turds Husky Butt Hyena Boy Hyper-Breasted Afghan Hypnotica Hypothetical Rats Hungry Ass Disco Hungry Buttocks -I- I Like Eggs Idiots with Golf Carts Iguanadon Illegitimate Puppies Implied Smut Impure Excitement Incidental Porn Inflated Nipples Intern Proctologist Intergalactic Speculum The International Super Cocks International Undies Instant Scab Invalid Cookies Iron Vagina Itchy Lips Itchy Sue -J- Jack the Stripper Jaded The Jazz Flowers Jazz Soup Jerry’s World of Meats Jesus’ Ad Campaign Jesus Freaks Jilted Santa Jim’s Basement John Dalton’s Eyeballs The Jolly Rogers Jurassic Elvis -K- The Killer Dustbunnies King Poofter King Turd King Wiener Kinky Cripple Kitty Karma The Klingon Bandits Klingon Messiah Knoebels Clock Snake The Krypton Bitches -L- Languid Bedpole Large Angry Chicken The Large-Breasted Bed Thrashers Layaway Restrooms Lazy and Gay The Leaders of the Free World Lemon God Nipple Lesbian Bed Death Lesbian Incest The Lesbian Twins Lettuce Stigmata Liquid Sheep Liquid Sodomy Lizard Pie Llama Bacon Lords of Gayness Los Manos Banditos Lousy With Foxes Love Canoe Love Snake Lung Butter Luscious Rats Lutheran Tendencies -M- The Mad Tampon Flingers Made of Meat Mama Orc Mama Groc’s House of Pleasure The Man Dance Man Quiche Man Whore Mandatory Pajamas Manic-Depressive Biker Bitches The Mangled Skulls Manos, the Band of Fate The Marching Morons M.C. Yerf Daddy Mean Pinups Meat Bank Meat Blimp Meat Mechanic Meat Phasor Meat Pole Meat Salad Medicinal Leeches Mega Tools Megaturd The Melancholy Flamingos Menopause The Mercenary Whores Mexican Satan Midgets and Drag Queens Mild Animated Violence Miscellaneous Pornography The Misunderstood Popes Modified Jackson / Modified Johnson Money Shot Mono-boob Monster Cock Monsters from the Id Monstrous Bitch Morphic Groin Mother Egg Mouse Jell-O Mullet Porn Multi-Cat Household Mutant Noodle Mutt Mystic Penis Mythic Chocolate -N- Nabisco Tits Naked Barbies Naked and Smelly Naked Coat The Naked Mole Rats Naked Sugar Naked Twister Naked Zombies Nasty Flattery Nazi Hunters Negative Head The Neon Apocalypse Nerve Damage Nervous Confetti Nightmare Fuel Ninja Bitches Nipple Bumps Nipple Erection Nipple Man The Nipple Patrol Nipples to the Wind Niobe’s Tears (or Nairobi’s Tears) Non-Euclidean Geometry Non-Lesbian Tomboys Nose Oil Nublena, The Princess of the Nub Fairies Nuclear Holocaust Nun Orgy -O- Offensive Teeth Old Arthritic Cat One-Eyed Giant Nightmare One Hit Wonder The One-Legged Sandpipers Orgasm Etiquette Orgasm Hell Orgasm Technology Orgasmatron 2020 Orgasmic Fumblings The Orgasminator Orgy of the Damned Origami Sandwich Otavia and the Davids Outrageous Kinks Ovary Boy   -P-   Pagan Babies The Paisley Ghosts Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster Panama Joe and the Booger Torpedoes Panty Raid The Paranoid Sea Slugs Passive Aggressive Parrot Pasta Fear The Paste Eaters Paul’s Balls The Paw Sluts Peacocks are Evil Penguin Erotica Penile Trauma Penis Experiments Penis Medic Penis Puppets A Penis the Size of God The Perfect Penis Percussive Cunnilingus Pervert's Universe Pet Resume Phallic Pastries The Phallus Palace Phantom Penis The Phat Gnats Pig-Lizard Pigtailed Waitresses Pilgrim Fox Magnet The Pillow Biters The Pillow-Humping Cockatiels Pimps and Seducers Pinkie Poppers Piss Baptism Pissy Chicken Pissy Leopard Plush Cthulhu Pocket Pussy Pokemon Soup Pokemon Orgy Political Machinations Polymorphous Perversity Porn Bender Porn Binge The Porn Detectives Porn Detector Porn Entrepreneurs Porn in Texas The Porn Trio Porno Learning Curve Porkchops and Applesauce Portable Foxes Potato Crisis Potato Fetish The Presidential Urinal Cakes Priapism The Priests of Perversion Priests and Pornographers Prison Bitch Private Honeynuts Professional Lesbians Professional Vagina Profound Lollypops The Profoundly Retarded Prostate Infection Psycho Christians Psycho Farm Psycho Kitty Psycho Santa The Pubic Hares Punk Geisha Purple Pussy The Pussy Police The Putrid Lizards Pvt. Sunshine -Q- Quark Queen of the Sex Army -R- The Rabid Raccoons Rabid Zombie Dogs Rabies The Racist Mr. Potato Head Radio Voice Radioactive Rat Radioactive Russian Mutant Voles Random Fluids The Rat Bastards Rat Cheese Rat Fight Rat Orgy Rat Puke The Real Bisexuals Recreational Viagra Red 40 Redundant Rabbits Retard Extraordinaire Retard Love Retarded Mutiny Robot Death Robot Holocaust The Robotic Nixons The Robotic Prawns Roger Corman’s Hairpiece Rosetta Turtle The Rude Tubers Rumor Mill -S- Sacks of Flesh The Sacred Cows Sacred Orgasms Sad Romance The Salty Fries Sanctified Booty Sapphic Kissing Sara Has Your Pants Satan's Chew Toy Sausage Kingdom Sausage Lynx Sausage Party Scar Money The Scary Clowns Sci-Fi Action Violence Science Sluts Script Kiddies Semiconducting Tits Senior Pissboy Sex Toys of the Future The Sex Addicts Sexaholics Anonymous Sexcited Sexpert Sexual Breakfast Sexual Politics Shadows of Winter Sharp Protein Shards Shit Sammich The Short-Bus Riders Shrieking Metal Death Silver-Plated Santa Simulated Fireplace Sincere Lesbians Sincere Porn The Syphilis Sirens Sir Yiffs-a-lot Size Queens The Skin Lids Skinner’s Box The Skoag Gropies Skull Chick The Skull Pokers The Skunk Fuckers Skunk Whore Sky Penis Slap Happy Snack pappy Slash Fiction Slimy Rhino Slippery Spleens Sluts of Celibacy Slut Cookie Slut Grease Slutty Porn Kisses Smell Nexus Smokey Nipples The Smooth Collies Smutty Jackal Comics Snack Machine Karma Snoopy’s Crapper Snuggling Orgy Soggy Fries Soh Cah Toa Solid-State Physics Sound Bites The Soup Whores Soy Bitch The Soy Boys Space Amoeba Space Chocolate The Spandex Cowboys Spiky Butt Splatter Effect Spooge Control Spooge Towel Stigmata Orgasm Stink Burger Stink Palm Stinky Penis The Stone-age Pimps Strawberry Bong The Strawberry Commies The Stroboscopic Exploding Bananas Strip-Club Poetry Strip Search Stripper Mentality The Stubborn Sluts Stupid Lust Suck Pie The Suck Whores Suckling Larva Nubs Sudden-Death Karaoke Suet Suet Filk Sugar-Frosted Huskies Sultry Asparagus Super Dyke Super-Evolved Porn The Super Powers of Space Super Tingle Superhero Eulogy Super Sperm Super-Sonic Toilet The Surprise Guests Sweet Thundering Fuck Swine Influenza The Swooping Grackles Synthesized Russell Synthesizable Porn -T- Taco Cabaret Tapestry Cult The Tearoom Bellhops Teaticket Bingo Teaticket Surprise The Technicolor Squirrels The Technology Skeptics Testosterone Jelly Theme Park Mentality Thermal Mass Three-Alarm Electric Jell-O Threesome on a Lawn Tractor Tin Whiskers The Tinted Weasels Tiny Bit of Normal Toe-Curling Spooge Toilet Man The Toilet Rats Toilet Tricks Tom's Harem Tongue Violence The Tool-Using Crows Topiary Escher Head Tor Like Oatmeals Total Colonic Reversal The Toxic Donut Tragetory of the Clam The Trans-Kids The Transients Transgenic Mice Transvestite Overdrive The Traveling Anarchists Trendy Spam Trick Toilet The Tricksie Hobbits Troll Lite Trouser Fox The Trustworthy Hummingbirds Turd.Com Turd-Boy 2000 Turd Burger Turd Canon Turd Missile The Two-Headed Cormorants Two-Dollar Dungeon The Udder Effect -U- UFO Sex Chair Uncle Howie's Western Wiener World Unclean Colon Underpants Fiesta Underwear Man The Underpants Navy Unholy Radio Urban Sprawl Urinary Bong The Unemployed Y2K Consultants -V- Vaginal Plug Valley of the Penises Vampire Apocalypse Vampire Hockey Players The Vampiric Hillbillies The Vegetarian Communists Viagra Jones Vibrator Virgins Vicarious Sushi Vicious Green Magic Vicious Pink Victims of Viagra Video Virgins Violent Journey Virtual Butts Virtual Canada Virtual Flesh The Vixen of Eternal Lactation The Vodka Cynics The Vodka Sours Voodoo Fertilizer Voodoo Walrus The Vulva Puppets Voice Feminization Therapy -W- Wage Slave Wall of Bimbos The Waltzing Matildas The Warez Twinks White Trash Picnic White Trash Wrestling Whore of Babylon Whore-Nun Wild Tampax Party Winged Squash Wooden Lady Head Working Class Dykes Wraparound Rattler Wrinkled Breasts   -X-   -Y-   Yummy Mummy (or Yummy Mommie)   -Z-