Us and Them

Will A. Sanborn

11/8/99

Their lives must be so dull, their world so gray, they never think of anything new
People like that are weird, lost in their own little fantasies, can't they handle reality?

Marketing wants to add a new feature, probably something only one customer asked for
Oh, they're all a bunch of prima donnas, they should know that Sales pays their high salaries

How could they think their lifestyle is okay, it's not natural to be like that
Breeders are all so damn insecure and afraid, I bet they have sex with the lights off

No, I wouldn't want to hang around with any of the techies, they're all so lame
When they're flipping burgers in a few years, I bet they'll wish they'd taken a real major, not that humanities crap

If they don't want damnation, then they need to know the one true God
Those witch-burners can stay in their little churches, we don't need their closed-minded bigotry

Management has no clue, they sit around with their thumbs up their asses anyway
There's no employee loyalty, they have no vision, no dedication, just demands

Bitches, I don't need any of their attitudes
Men, they're all such small-minded jerks

America is for the true Americans
I hate you for what your people have done to folks like me

I don't understand them
I don't like them
They're not like you or me
There's no place for them here
We have no use for them anyway


Copyright 1999, Will A. Sanborn - was1@shore.net